Humor: “If we couldn’t laugh we would all go insane.” – Jimmy Buffett

Circle Flies
A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama is trying to gather more support for Obamacare. Once he discovers the cowboy is from President Bush’s home area, he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words. As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.

Cowboy: “Y’all havin’ some problem with them circle flies?”

Obama: “Well, yes, if that’s what they’re called, but I’ve never heard of circle flies.”

Cowboy: “Well sir, circle flies hang around ranches. They’re called circle flies because they’re almost always found circling around the back end of a horse.”

Obama: “Oh, are you calling me a horse’s ass?”

Cowboy: “No, sir.”

Obama: “Good.” (continues rambling)

After a long pause…

Cowboy: “Hard to fool them flies, though.”